A force outside me compelled me to make this. Pregnant women and children should avert their eyes, lest they give birth on the spot or have their heads EXPLODE.
You see, the sheer AWESOME of the Diglett Kid permeates time, space, and Chuck Norris. His existence in itself is an anomaly within not only the space-time continuum, but within logic and reason as well.
I have come to believe that he exists OUTSIDE of existence, I know it's impossible... but every OTHER explanation would drive any mortal man insane, and would drive any insane mortal man into sanity.
It would drive Captain Falcon into a different dimension in which lives ANOTHER Captain Falcon, which would obviously then drive EVERY DIMENSION EVER into uncreation, which essentially means that not only is every other dimension GONE, but they never even EXISTED.
...But I digress. This is the Diglett Kid in all of his shining glory, with Diglett Kid law number one printed onto it.
To remind you exactly WHO allows you to exist.